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Darkest Dungeon (Early Access)

So I recently purchased early access on Darkest Dungeon, a Kickstarter project that impressed me with its superb art direction, tone and supposed ridiculous difficulty. Here’s my review of the early version as stands. You are heir to a mad … Continue reading

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Pacific Rim

Has been talked up to be the biggest, stupidest and funnest film of the last decade, with a passport guaranteeing transportation to that distant kingdom known as Youretwelveagain. Giant monsters (Kaiju) appear and start tearing up coastal settlements like a … Continue reading

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Black Mesa

Say hello to Granddad. Like a colossus he bestrode the top of PC game Best Ofs for YEARS. Really, he just couldn’t be beat. Too much style, too much character, too much polish. Look at how he effortlessly spawns Team … Continue reading

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Moonrise Kingdom

What we have here is essentially a love story about a pair of pre-teen runaways on a camping trip; Sam Shakusky (Jared Gilman), rogue Khaki Scout deserter and Suzy Bishop (Kara Hayward), oddball daughter of the island’s two resident lawyers, … Continue reading

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Prometheus

What is Prometheus? It’s not an Alien prequel, Mr. Scott himself said so. Except it’s set in the Alien’s universe, concerns events that directly lead on to the four previous Alien movies and features, um, some Aliens. What this means … Continue reading

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Sucker Punch

Pass the sauce, dear. Turkey’s a little dry. So in a bizarre parody of One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest and The Great Escape, 5 teenage girls have to break out of a dank mental asylum where they’re being abused … Continue reading

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